Sunday, December 14, 2008

Funny things that TinyDancer says

Can't remember what day these were said, but I want to jot them down so that we don't forget them:

- Said while sitting at a redlight and watching the crosswalk blink: "Mommy, you shouldn't cross the street when the red man is blinking. You could get hit by a car and have to go to the hospital and get stickers"
"Do you mean stitches?"

- Said while watching the big girls do gymnastics: "Do you think I'll ever be a big children?"
"Why is that girl walking around with crunches?" {She meant crutches}

-"Ravioli and diarrhea are kind of the same."
"Really, how?"
"Ravioli is a square and so is diarrhea."
"No sweetie, diarrhea is when your poopy is soft and watery. Do you mean diamond?"
"Silly TinyDancer."