Fly on the wall

If you were a fly on the wall in our house, here are a few of the things that you might have overheard recently:

- Did you just lick your sister's butt??

- Why is there oatmeal stuck to the wall way over here?

- Stop combing your hair with your chicken nugget.


Or my favorite, an exchange between Stranger and TinyDancer:
- Stop making that sound. (She was using a straw to make that annoying sound - you know - when you pull it up and push it down really fast)
- I don't want to. I like it.
- Well I don't. Please stop.
- Well, just pretend that you can't hear it.